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Hobo Holiday, Pendergast Turkeys Fatten, Goat Voters in Wake of Election

Hobo Holiday, Pendergast Turkeys Fatten, Goat Voters in Wake of Election

Every Holiday season Boss Tom’s Machine remembered the humblest of voters, those who consistently returned the Machine to power by casting ballots for Goat candidates. Then casting them again at another polling station. Then casting them again across town. Then, when necessary, riding Machine-chartered busses to the most remote precincts in Jackson County to elect Goats to county office.

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Judge Mac Delivers the Goods! Country Bookkeeping Delivers Boodle for KC Machine!

Judge Mac Delivers the Goods! Country Bookkeeping Delivers Boodle for KC Machine!

“Judge” Henry F. McElroy learned his politics and his public accounting as a young boy in rural Iowa. When Tom Pendergast engineered his appointment as City Manager McElroy was over sixty years old, but stood tall, slim, and muscular, with the wiry frame and evangelical scowl of a country preacher. He rose to prominence in The Machine as an administrative judge for Jackson County – the same office where Harry Truman got his start.

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BOSS!  Tom Pendergast: The Most Mysterious Man Everybody knows!

BOSS! Tom Pendergast: The Most Mysterious Man Everybody knows!

Tom Pendergast showed up early for federal prison. The guards didn’t expect Tom until after 9:00 a.m., but Pendergast did an end run around the press and showed up early at Leavenworth Penitentiary without escort. The harried federal marshal had to race up from Kansas City to play his part in Tom’s introduction to federal service. Apparently, it was customary for powerful men to dance when Boss Tom called a tune. Even the frowsy-headed marshal had to skip breakfast to accommodate The Boss of Kansas City.

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Boss Tom Slips Trap! Reformers Eat Hats!

Boss Tom Slips Trap! Reformers Eat Hats!

Respectable Republicans of Kansas City were sick and tired of Pendergast Populism.They decided the bi-cameral legislature – with upper and lower houses resembling the U. S. Congress – was too beholden to Boss Tom’s corrupt machinations. A new city charter, conceived “scientifically” by urban engineers and supported by bankers and businessmen, was put to a vote. The new charter would put Boss Tom and his cronies out of business, and replace Tom’s figurehead mayor with a professional city manager with dictatorial power. The legislature would be replaced by a nine-man city council whose principal duty was to hire the dictator.

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Series Goes Ten! Monarchs Champions of Negro Leagues!

Series Goes Ten! Monarchs Champions of Negro Leagues!

Kansas City Monarchs pitcher-manager Jose Mendez pitched through pain today to nail down the championship in the first Colored World Series. The Tom’s Town nine, champs of the Negro National League, clinched their trophy on the road, winning 5-0 at Chicago’s Schorling Park, while playing as the home team against Philadelphia’s Hilldale club from the Eastern Colored League.

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